STOP QUEUING in Pubs!!

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You know how we’re supposed to be a nation of queuers?

Bus stops. Post offices. Greggs at lunchtime.
Neat. Orderly. Very English.

So why has that crept into pubs?

Because queuing at the bar isn’t just a bit odd —
it fundamentally misunderstands how a pub is meant to work.

Section 1: The Rise of the Pub Queue

Walk into many pubs now — even ones that aren’t particularly busy — and instead of a loose crowd spread along the bar…

You’ll see a single-file line.

Everyone facing forward. Waiting. Silent.

It looks more like airport security than a place built for conversation.

And the strange thing is… this isn’t how pubs used to work. At all.

Section 2: Pubs Were Never Designed for Queues

A pub bar isn’t a checkout.

It’s a shared social space.

You spread out along it.
You make eye contact.
You wait your turn — but not in a rigid line.

Good bar staff don’t need a queue. They keep track:

  • “You’re next”
  • “Then her”
  • “Then that couple”

It’s informal. Fluid. Human.

And crucially — it creates interaction.

Queues remove that completely.

Section 3: Why Queues Actually Make Things Worse

Ironically, the “orderly” system is often less efficient.

When a queue forms:

  • One section of the bar gets overloaded
  • Other staff are left underused
  • Service slows down

And beyond efficiency — the atmosphere changes.

Queues are about:

  • Waiting
  • Holding position
  • Mild frustration

Pubs are about:

  • Conversation
  • Spontaneity
  • A bit of chaos

That shift matters more than people realise.

Section 4: Why This Has Started Happening

A few things are driving it:

1. We’re trained to queue

It works everywhere else — so people default to it.

2. Pub layouts have changed

Fixed tills and card machines create “service points”
that visually suggest: stand here and wait.

3. Social hesitation

People don’t want to “push in” or get it wrong.

So the queue feels safe.

4. Herd behaviour

Once a queue forms… we join it.

Because that’s what we do.

Section 5: It’s Not Actually Fairer

Queues feel fair — but in pubs, they often aren’t.

  • Someone can walk to an empty part of the bar and get served first
  • Others are stuck halfway across the room
  • Access to the bar gets blocked entirely

And in smaller pubs, it gets worse:

  • Doorways blocked
  • Walkways disappear
  • Cold air pouring in because the queue reaches the door

All for the sake of “order”.

Section 6: When Queues Do Make Sense

There are exceptions.

Queues work for:

  • Food order points
  • Token systems
  • Cloakrooms

At the Big Six, you might occasionally see one form during peak crush —
but that’s due to the physical layout, not design intent.

But those situations aren’t the bar itself.

And that distinction matters.

Section 7: What We’re Losing

This is the real issue.

When you replace the crowd-at-the-bar system with a queue, you lose:

  • Small conversations
  • Shared moments
  • That unspoken politeness (“you were here before me”)
  • The social rhythm of the pub

You don’t just change how people get served.

You change how people interact.

Section 8: A Gentle Reset

Honestly?

We don’t need a big fix.

Just a small shift back.

  • Use the whole bar
  • Make eye contact
  • Acknowledge who was there before you

Some pubs are even starting to say it outright:

“This is a pub — not a post office.”

And they’re not wrong.

Closing Thought

That slightly messy system?

It wasn’t broken.

It was human.

And it worked — for decades.

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What’s it like in your local?

Are people queuing at the bar —
and does it work, or does it kill the atmosphere?

And if you’re behind the bar — does it help, or make things harder?

Let me know in the comments on the video 👇

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